At least we are not Phoenix!

Yup, that's rught kiddies, we are not the WORST team in the league, in fact there are two teams in the TSN rankings lower than that of the hub of hockey. Philly and Phoenix round out the bottom three. the B's called up Matt Lashoff due to the injured Stuart, which means that Chara goes back to the point on the power play, which basically puts our PP back at square one. HELLLLLLO.... This did not work for the first 20 plus power plays why the hell do you think it will work now? Chara is much better suited down low with his bog arse in front of the net screening the hell out of the goalie, not to mention the fact that it takes two opposing defensemen to move his big ass. Good lord I thought Dave Lewis was an understudy to the great Scotty Bowman.... We may have figured out why he only served one year at the helm in Detroit and don't believe the hype that he did not want the presure or the time on the road. THAT"S ALL BULLSHIT! Who in their right mind would be an assistant coach instead of a head coach? Give me a freaking break!

My crack intelligence skills came in handy this week as I uncovered the Jacobs family's welcome letter to coach Dave Lewis.

Dear Mr. Lewis,
The Jacobs family would like to welcome you to Boston. Our team sucks as you will soon find out. Don't worry, we will keep you around long enough to put full blame of our sucking on you, and then pay you 700K to sit at home and play nice to the local media much like each of your predisessors. Well except that Don Cherry guy, and everyone knows he doesn't know shit about hockey, or was that fashion? Either way you do your part, (i.e. blame the officials and injuries) and we will do ours (i.e. Raise ticket prices and rip suckers off with ten dollar beers.) We hope you enjoy your stay here in the ASS crack..... I mean hub of hockey.

Sincerly
JJ and little Charlie


Can't wait to see the paper bag fans again this year, seven games in and we already know we suck! Glen Murray should be shipped out any day now, as he is the leading scorer and that is what JJ and Chuck you Farley like to do (Thank's B this one fit in nicely!)